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tequila April 30th, 2000 @ 2:08 pm PDT

It’s taken me almost twenty-seven years, but I’ve come to a firm conclusion. If there is one thing about which I can be absolutely certain, it is that under no circumstances is tequila ever good for me.

Sheryl Crow April 29th, 2000 @ 9:45 am PDT

Damn! How could a Georgia fan create something as totally cool as a Sheryl Crow random lyric generator?!?

Television Ad Search April 29th, 2000 @ 9:24 am PDT

Ron keeps asking me to create something like this. I knew someone, somewhere must have already done it. link discovered at dailydoozer

Crush April 29th, 2000 @ 9:20 am PDT

I feel so dirty. I’m hanging at the in-laws in Miami right now. There’s a pseudo-game-show on the WB (it’s a channel, for those of you that don’t get all 600 networks on American TV) called Crush. It’s typical mid-Saturday, WB network fare. A guy is presented with three girls, one of whom has a […]

Billy Joel April 28th, 2000 @ 9:22 pm PDT

Scenes from an Italian Restaurant

Monkey April 27th, 2000 @ 2:05 pm PDT

News about Jason‘s monkey:The monkey is currently wanted for manslaughter in Idaho, arms smuggling in South Dakota, first-degree murder in Missouri, treason in South Carolina, reckless endangerment in Georgia, a hit-and-run in Kentucky, contributing to local folklore in Maryland, first-degree murder in Pennsylvania, product tampering in Illinois, and violating fish and wildlife regulations in Utah.

Hyperbole April 27th, 2000 @ 1:48 pm PDT

Listen, Mel, I’m not going to be happy until you’ve given me a whole web page listing all the best places to drink in Tampa. Oh sure, last month I would have settled for an eMail, but now that I’ve waited this long, I figure you’ve been compiling a master guide somewhere. And you are […]