Posts in the category “comedy”

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

If you need a really good Saturday morning laugh, I have something that will surely get a giggle. (PG-13)

Bogus Permits

Bogus Permits

In which residents fool tourists

The Dead Russian Composer Personality Test

Take the The Dead Russian Composer Personality Test. If I was a dead Russian composer, I’d be Aleksandr Borodin. Son of a 19th Century Russian prince and a…non-royal…mother, you went to medical school and became a biochemist. Most people, however, (and probably your twenty cats as well) agree that they’d trade all of your scientific

Scan Your Can

Scan Your Can Right off the bat we’ll tell you. If you shove your posterior against the glass of a scanner, no matter how shapely your derrier may be, it will look like yesterdays pancakes if unclothed. The “Can Scan” is probably the most difficult to obtain. Especially in a solo effort.

Mystery Product

Leia mentioned that a certain product was “really cool looking” so I thought I’d see for myself. She’s right: The product is quite sexy. The description of the product is even sexier. Can you guess what the item is from the following excerpt? Put excitement into your work with InnDura’s UltraColor series. Heavy-duty polypropylene resists

If you like Davezilla’s Manly Tips for Bachelor Living, you’ll probably enjoy The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig, by P.J. O’Rourke.

I’m honored to be one of the Men to Gape At over at i l l – r e p u t e.com!

Compactor

Compactor

The Death Star clearly has a garbage-disposal problem.

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.