If you like Davezilla’s Manly Tips for Bachelor Living, you’ll probably enjoy The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig, by P.J. O’Rourke.
Posts in the category “comedy”
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
If you need a really good Saturday morning laugh, I have something that will surely get a giggle. (PG-13)
Bogus Permits
In which residents fool tourists
The Dead Russian Composer Personality Test
Take the The Dead Russian Composer Personality Test. If I was a dead Russian composer, I’d be Aleksandr Borodin. Son of a 19th Century Russian prince and a…non-royal…mother, you went to medical school and became a biochemist. Most people, however, (and probably your twenty cats as well) agree that they’d trade all of your scientific
Scan Your Can
Scan Your Can Right off the bat we’ll tell you. If you shove your posterior against the glass of a scanner, no matter how shapely your derrier may be, it will look like yesterdays pancakes if unclothed. The “Can Scan” is probably the most difficult to obtain. Especially in a solo effort.
It’s A Wacky, Wacky World
Mystery Product
Leia mentioned that a certain product was “really cool looking” so I thought I’d see for myself. She’s right: The product is quite sexy. The description of the product is even sexier. Can you guess what the item is from the following excerpt? Put excitement into your work with InnDura’s UltraColor series. Heavy-duty polypropylene resists
Googlewhacking II
Nearly impossible SERPs
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Compactor
The Death Star clearly has a garbage-disposal problem.