If you like Davezilla’s Manly Tips for Bachelor Living, you’ll probably enjoy The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig, by P.J. O’Rourke.
Posts in the category “comedy”
People Hate Cats or Love Masturbation
Aye Carumba! Here are last night’s search statistics from my site: 184: god kills a kitten 142: every time you masturbate god kills a kitten 14: every time you masturbate 11: god kills kitten 7: masturbate god kills kitten 6: masturbate kitten 6: every time you god kills a kitten 6: masturbate god kills a
“My grandmother was 81, she died at home in her bed, with her daughter holding her hand. It wasn’t a prolonged illness, but at the same time we had enough warning that we were all able to say our goodbyes. Honestly, I can’t think of a better way to go. Well, maybe some sort of elaborate mass suicide involving fireworks and showgirls and drugs and showgirls on drugs, and maybe showgirls on drugs on fire. Ooh, yeah, flaming showgirls! But back to my original point. The funeral provided …”
from (un)Lovely
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
If you need a really good Saturday morning laugh, I have something that will surely get a giggle. (PG-13)
Bogus Permits
In which residents fool tourists
The Dead Russian Composer Personality Test
Take the The Dead Russian Composer Personality Test. If I was a dead Russian composer, I’d be Aleksandr Borodin. Son of a 19th Century Russian prince and a…non-royal…mother, you went to medical school and became a biochemist. Most people, however, (and probably your twenty cats as well) agree that they’d trade all of your scientific
Scan Your Can
Scan Your Can Right off the bat we’ll tell you. If you shove your posterior against the glass of a scanner, no matter how shapely your derrier may be, it will look like yesterdays pancakes if unclothed. The “Can Scan” is probably the most difficult to obtain. Especially in a solo effort.
It’s A Wacky, Wacky World
Mystery Product
Leia mentioned that a certain product was “really cool looking” so I thought I’d see for myself. She’s right: The product is quite sexy. The description of the product is even sexier. Can you guess what the item is from the following excerpt? Put excitement into your work with InnDura’s UltraColor series. Heavy-duty polypropylene resists
