purity
I just took The Brunching Shuttlecocks’ Ten-Question Purity Test. Here’s what it told me: Thou hast scored only 30% pure. Thou suckest in the eyes of thy Lord. Repent now or be cast into the lake of fire to whine for all eternity. So I guess that’s kind of rough.
AOLiza
You simply must visit AOLiza. I was in tears. You can read all about it at the site, but basically here’s the story: A guy took one of the original artificial intelligence programs (ELIZA) and connected it to an AOL instant messenger account. The account sits on line and people attempt to chat with it
San Fran
Here’s a great photo of the view from Jason’s balcony in San Francisco.
Handle with Care
Handle with Care – Traveling Wilburys
Car Flamethrower
Crime-obsessed South Africans have a powerful new weapon with which to stop likely criminals: the car flamethrower.
Determined Chimp
If the space program teaches us anything about electroshock conditioning, it’s that a strong mind can get past it. Enos, a 39-pound chimpanzee, was trained with the technique to run through the routine he’d need to complete the first primate orbiting of the Earth. During months of training, if he pulled a switch or lever
Bus Stop Heads
Police in the eastern Indian state of West Bengal found 86 human skulls at a bus stand after complaints of a stench coming from an unclaimed bag.
Oh! Canada!
Nearly one Canadian in two expects Canada to be part of a North American union within 10 years, a new opinion poll finds, while one in four believe the country will be absorbed by the United States within 20 years.
Fake Fax Frees Fraudsters
Add It Up
Add It Up – Violent Femmes