He doesn't look a thing like Jesus.
This is our second Christmas without mom. Last year I wrote a little bit about our Christmas Eve traditions, but I don’t have it in me this year. Christmas will be exactly 500 days since she died, which is simultaneously meaningless and important.
I miss her so much.
The only really annoying thing about the holidays is that most radio stations play the same ten or so songs over and over and over again. No matter how much you love the song, nobody wants to hear Baby, It’s Cold Outside five times in the same day.
You’ve got plenty of Christmas music in your iTunes library, right? And you’ve been updating your library and properly setting the genre of every track, right?
Open iTunes and click File → New → Smart Playlist …. Then set these as your parameters:
What do we have here?
Obviously we want to set the genre to Holiday so we’re only including Christmas music.
Don’t play anything we’ve skipped in the last five days. This way if you have thirteen different versions of Jingle Bell Rock in your library, once you’ve heard it one time, if you fast forward / skip to the next song, that track will be put in purgatory for a few days.
Don’t play anything you’ve already heard today, of course. One rendition of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer is plenty for any Tuesday.
Don’t play anything with one or two stars, which should be reserved for tracks you are planning to delete or tracks you just can’t bring yourself to delete but don’t ever want to hear.
And, finally, limit your playlist to the twenty-five songs you’ve heard the least frequently. You can change this to least recently, instead, if you want to rotate tracks more often. I prefer to go by play counts instead, but that’s just me.
Another trick is to use the grouping property. (Read all about it!) I have many holiday songs which are decidedly Christian and which are not always appropriate to play in every environment. So I have added the keyword .Christmas. to those tracks. Then I can add a parameter to the smart playlist of “grouping does not contain” and limit the list to only secular Christmas songs. (See what I did there?)
At my son’s winter sing-a-long this year they added a great verse I’d never heard to Jingle Bells:
We’re going to the beach
And playing in the sun.
We haven’t seen an icicle
We cannot build a snow man,
or go dashing in a sleigh.
But we will never freeze because
We live here in LA!
Today is my dad’s birthday, so this Friday Five is dedicated to him. Here are five completely random awesome things about my dad:
Happy birthday, dad!
One of my favorite quotes was first published two hundred and thirty-seven years ago today:
These are the times that try men’s souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman.
Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
Thomas Paine, The American Crisis, Number I — December 18, 1776
If your hard drive is low on space, a good place to look for things to jettison is your iTunes library. Lots of music files are large because the songs they contain are very long — Alice’s Restaurant Massacree clocks in at over eighteen minutes! — or because they’re encoded using AAC or the Apple Lossless Encoder instead of MP3. But if you’ve been indiscriminately adding tracks to your library for years, you might be wasting a ton of space saving songs you’re never going to hear.
Continue reading …
Ernest Hemingway, 1924, in a letter to Ezra Pound
Depending upon the size of your iTunes library and how you have your playlists configured, you could have a bunch of awesome songs that you are either hearing over and over and over again, or that you’ve not heard in ages. Those are both terrible situations, of course. You want to have a happy medium.
If you create a playlist using these settings, you’ll have a great jump-start to building your own personal radio station that only plays your favorite songs. And more importantly, you’ll have a playlist that you can use as a parameter of other smart playlists to include your favorites without getting sick of them.
Five Things That Happen in Bathrooms That Annoy Me:
Today is the birthday of Walt Disney, one of the most important men in my life. He was born December 5, 1901, in Chicago. He changed the world, and his creations have had a profound impact on me. I truly would not be who I am today if it wasn’t for his vision.
I grew up about an hour from the Magic Kingdom and I have a multitude of fond memories of visiting the park with my mother and sister. I’ve been no less than fifty times. I know that place like an old friend, and I cannot wait to return. Shortly after the turn of the century I moved to Los Angeles and now my son is infatuated with Mickey and Disneyland. We go as frequently as possible, and he loves it.
Happy birthday, Walt.
Here’s a quick and easy smart playlist for you. Let’s create a collection of only songs released in the 90s. This is a very simple playlist, and its utility is primarily as a component of other smart playlists.
In iTunes click File → New → Smart Playlist …. Then choose the parameters set in this screenshot:
Of course you can change the years to choose songs from a different decade. Or you can add a star to the Rating setting if you want to make it a Greatest Hits playlist.
And don’t forget to read how to create an Ignore playlist!
I was born not knowing, and have only had a little time to change that here and there.
Richard P. Feynman (1918-1988)
In FBS history, a missed field goal has only been returned for a touchdown four times. There [had] never been a walk-off field goal return — scoring the winning touchdown on the last play, much less the last play of the biggest game of the year, between teams ranked No. 1 and No. 4, with everything at stake.
In a sport that dates to 1869, this literally was unprecedented.
Pat Forde, Miracle Men