I whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

August 1st, 2014 @ 4:07 am
Friday Five: Weeks

CalendarMy five favorite weeks of the year:

  1. College Football Bowl Week
  2. Thanksgiving Week
  3. Shark Week
  4. The Week Between My Birthday and the 4th of July
  5. The First Weekend of College Football
July 31st, 2014 @ 8:01 am
Throwback Thursday

July 1, 2000

July 1, 2000

For a long time — a year and a half? — I had a webcam uploading an image to this website every minute of every hour of every day. It was a pretty ridiculous thing a bunch of early bloggers did. I have thousands and thousands of these 160×120 snapshots of those days floating around hard drives.

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You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson

July 25th, 2014 @ 7:50 am
Friday Five: Video Games

X-Wing vs TIE FighterHere are the five video games I loved most as a kid:

  1. Star Wars: X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter
    wikipedia, Amazon
  2. EA Sports NCAA Football
    wikipedia, website, Amazon
  3. Age of Empires II
    wikipedia, website, Amazon
  4. B-17 Bomber
    wikipedia, website
  5. Burger Time
    wikipedia
July 24th, 2014 @ 9:13 am
Throwback Thursday

Michael and David

With my little brother Mike, 2001

Happy birthday (tomorrow) to my awesome little brother, Mike. It seems like he joined the Coast Guard yesterday!

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“Cold beer is bottled God.”
Dylan Thomas

It’s been 15,000 days since I was born. It is a meaningless number, but I felt like I should mention it.

I wish my mom was around to celebrate this milestone. She’d undoubtedly think it was really cool.

July 18th, 2014 @ 8:04 am
Friday Five: Batman Villains

Batman

  1. Ra’s al Ghul
  2. Joker
  3. Riddler
  4. Two-Face
  5. Solomon Grundy
July 17th, 2014 @ 9:10 am
Throwback Thursday
Longhi

At Longhi’s in Maui, 2001

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I have no fans. You know what I got? Customers. And customers are your friends.
Mickey Spillane

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I hope that every American, regardless of where he lives, will stop and examine his conscience about this and other related incidents. This nation was founded by men of many nations and backgrounds. It was founded on the principle that all men are created equal, and that the rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
John F. Kennedy, Civil Rights Announcement, June 11, 1963

July 11th, 2014 @ 6:34 am
Friday Five: Weird Al

Weird AlMy five favorite Weird Al Yankovic songs:

  1. One More Minute
  2. This Is the Life
  3. Eat It
  4. Cable TV
  5. eBay
July 10th, 2014 @ 12:18 pm
Throwback Thursday
Coast Guard

David, Michelle, and Michael, 1994

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To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Gustave Flaubert

William Faulkner’s Review of Hemingway’s The Old Man and the Sea

July 4th, 2014 @ 8:53 am
Friday Five: Patriotic Movies

Uncle Sam

July 3rd, 2014 @ 2:12 pm
Throwback Thursday
Me and Dad

David and Dad, 1990

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“You stopped breathing once when you were five weeks old. Did I ever tell you that?”

No, she certainly hadn’t.

“I was about to take a bath and then I thought I’d better check the crib, so I went in and you weren’t moving at all. I thought you were dead. I snatched you up and tore out of the house to the Jensens’ and pounded on the door, and right then you let out a cry. Anyway, we took you to the doctor.”

“What did the doctor say?”

“He wasn’t sure. He didn’t think it was a seizure. I guess it was just one of those things that happens sometimes.” Then she got up to make a salad for supper.

That’s how Mother told stories. Never enough detail, and she always left you hanging at the end. If she had gone ahead and run the bath water, I’d be dead right now. And it was “just one of those things that happens sometimes”? I felt a little weak myself. I had gotten over the fear that I’d stop breathing during the night, all those years I used to remind myself to breathe, and now this. So I wasn’t dumb to think that your breath could stop at any time. It could happen right now, sitting on a white kitchen chair in a cool breeze and drinking iced tea. Fall over dead on the linoleum. Thirteen years old, dead.
Garrison Keillor, Lake Wobegon Days

July 2nd, 2014 @ 7:43 am
Misdirection and Contraception: On Hobby Lobby

CashThere is an article in the New York TimesThe Illogic of Employer-Sponsored Health Insurance — which does a great job of explaining the real problem with the recent Supreme Court Hobby Lobby decision.

See also:

June 27th, 2014 @ 8:17 am
Friday Five: Favorite Rides

I’ve owned eleven cars in my life. Here are my five favorite:

  1. 1976 Ford Mercury Monarch
    My first car is still my favorite. It was a massive white tank with a red interior and a broken gas gauge. The engine died because nobody ever thought to tell me it was important to change the oil in a car.
  2. 2001 BMW 330ci
    I owned this car in Los Angeles and loved having a convertible. I had to give it up, though, because I couldn’t afford the maintenance costs.
  3. 1981 Toyota Corolla-Tercel
    My second car ranks highly on this list purely because of how many great times I had in it. I bought it for $800 with 200,000 miles on it and sold it for $800 with 300,000 miles on it.
  4. 1987 Toyota 4×4
    I bought this car in 2002 from a buddy just before he moved to New Zealand. It was probably the most dependable vehicle I’ve ever owned.
  5. 1991 Honda CRX Si
    This was my upgrade when I got rid of the Corolla-Tercel. It was Nike-green and awesome.