Posts tagged “food”
Rude Fortune
A few weeks ago I wrote about how annoying it is to get an “affirmation cookie” instead of one with an actual fortune. Well at lunch today one of my co-workers got what we thought was a horribly rude fortune cookie. Instead of the usual mindless drivel, instead of even a useless affirmation, the “directive”
Good Fortune
For a long time now my friends and I have been complaining about “affirmation cookies”. Fortune cookies just aren’t as cool as they used to be. It seems like all the fortunes we get now have messages that aren’t … well … fortunes. Instead they say things like, “You are a kind person,” or, “People
Who in the world doesn’t want to eat bread that looks like human body parts?
Contextless Content: Episode #25 (Cottage Cheese)
In which he considers a dairy product
Sampa Grill – Encino
A tremendous amount of meat
Night Golf at Porter Valley
In which he golfs at night
The Lodge Steakhouse, Los Angeles
In which we go out to eat in LA
A Foul Color Scheme
On an absurd candy problem
Give Me What I Ordered
There’s been a lot of blog buzz this morning about a page displaying the difference between what you ordered and what you get at fast food places. If you’ve ever had the misfortune of being in the car with me on a trip through a fast-food drive-through, you know that this is a subject near