Funny Stuff I Get in My Inbox August 24th, 2000 @ 4:16 pm PDT
New comedy added to Funny Stuff I Get in My Inbox!
Joke June 1st, 2000 @ 6:14 pm PDT
A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear. He says, “Doc, what the hell’s the matter with me?” The psychiatrist looks him up and down and replies, “Well, you’re just not eating properly.”
Joke May 29th, 2000 @ 2:27 pm PDT
A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m eighty years old, married, have four kids and eleven grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and I made love to two eighteen-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.” And the priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were […]
Joke May 28th, 2000 @ 6:59 am PDT
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? He was buttering up his teacher.
The New New May 26th, 2000 @ 10:41 pm PDT
I hear that left is the new right. Oh, and almost-white is the new black. Awake is the new asleep. New jokes are also the new knock-knock jokes. Shutting up is the new posting.
Jokes May 26th, 2000 @ 4:27 am PDT
Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes! Nurse: Have you seen a doctor? Patient: No, just spots!
Elephant Joke May 22nd, 2000 @ 4:00 pm PDT
What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
Joke May 19th, 2000 @ 7:01 am PDT
A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables around his neck. He growls at the bartender, “I want a shot of whiskey and I want it now!” The bartender pours him his drink, hands it to him, and says, “OK, just don’t start anything.” <rimshot>
Firda May 15th, 2000 @ 7:03 pm PDT
Firda has a couple of hysterical jokes about ducks. They both had me in stitches even though I originally heard them somewhere around sixth grade.
Jokes May 14th, 2000 @ 5:47 pm PDT
A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and asks the bartender for two beers. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can only serve one beer per customer.” The man looks at the bartender and replies, “No, it’s okay. I want one for me and one for […]