UT December 10th, 2001 @ 9:23 am PST
Even if they beat Florida, you still can’t spell ‘citrus’ without UT. Q. – What does UT football have in common with marijuana? A. – They both get smoked in a bowl. Q. – Why is the University of Tennessee in Knoxville and the State Prison in Nashville? A. – Nashville had first choice. Q. […]
joke 2 July 3rd, 2001 @ 11:53 am PDT
A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables around his neck. He growls at the bartender, “I want a shot of whiskey and I want it now!”
FSU Joke June 29th, 2001 @ 9:48 am PDT
A man walks into a store and goes straight to the counter. “I would like a garnet hat, a gold shirt, garnet pants, and some gold shoes.” The clerk looked at the man and said, “Are you a Florida State fan?” “I sure am!” replied the man. “Go ‘Noles!” “I thought so,” said the man […]
Jokes May 12th, 2001 @ 11:02 am PDT
<rimshot> Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen: Only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
George Carlin website April 6th, 2001 @ 11:55 am PDT
Webbified I’m always amazed and excited to find a web site of a real famous person. I found a link at BrainLog to the personal web site of George Carlin. Did you know he won his third Grammy this year? There is a ton of useful (and fun) information there, including a rant by the […]
Cannibal Expelled from School March 29th, 2001 @ 2:19 pm PST
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
Joke October 30th, 2000 @ 8:38 am PST
A lady who lived in Los Angeles had two pet monkeys of which she was very fond. One of them took sick and died. A couple of days later the other one died of a broken heart. Wishing to keep them, the kindly lady took them to a taxidermist. The man, seeing how much she […]
Jokes October 29th, 2000 @ 7:47 am PST
You’ll have to forgive me. Sometimes I just can’t help myself. Doctor: I have terrible news, sir. Not only do you have cancer, but you also have Alzheimer’s. Patient: Well, that is horrible. At least I don’t have cancer. Patient: Doctor, you have to help me! I think I’m a set of drapes! Doctor: Oh […]
Actor August 31st, 2000 @ 9:37 am PDT
Remember Friends? Wasn’t Joey an actor? He was; I’m pretty sure he was an actor. A bad one. So. How about this? The guy should do a commercial IRL. I kill me sometimes. Right? (What could he be promoting? I don’t know. It’s not important.) The important thing is: he gets to say, “I’m not […]
The Ping-Pong Ball Avalanche August 25th, 2000 @ 1:27 pm PDT
And on the eighth day, Joe gave us The Ping-Pong Ball Avalanche.
