Posts in the category “comedy”
Every day a new city, a new IHOP. And yet every night the dreams get worse. I ply the highways, a nervous eye on the rear-view mirror, the back seat piled with stolen menus.
The Lord Knows the Score
Notes on a funny acronym
Rude Fortune
A few weeks ago I wrote about how annoying it is to get an “affirmation cookie” instead of one with an actual fortune. Well at lunch today one of my co-workers got what we thought was a horribly rude fortune cookie. Instead of the usual mindless drivel, instead of even a useless affirmation, the “directive”
Easily Mispronounced Domain Names
Brilliant: Easily Mispronounced Domain Names Go Tahoe!
Kirk is Awesome
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
The Dude Abides
In which I finally meet the Dude
Eating 100 Treadmills
With my special training program, anyone can eat 100 treadmills in 7 weeks.
Contextless Content: Episode #27 (Luigi)
Contextless Content: A portion of a conversation, usually from an instant messenger platform. brother-in-law: Unfortunately, a war on master bathrooms won’t attract the attention of any A-list superheroes GatorDVG: That’s where you’re wrong. brother-in-law: I’ll probably get someone like Black Vulcan, or the Panther, or Super Mario GatorDVG: Isn’t Super Mario a plumber? brother-in-law: Yeah….I’ll
Rap Charts
Rap Lyrics Explained With Charts and Graphs source: Randy
Inappropriate Narcolepsy
A Short List of Places Where It Would Be Bad to Fall Asleep In Increasing Order of Danger Jacuzzi and / or hot tub the rim of a volcano marriage counseling compiled by David with help from Kelly