A few weeks ago I wrote about how annoying it is to get an “affirmation cookie” instead of one with an actual fortune. Well at lunch today one of my co-workers got what we thought was a horribly rude fortune cookie. Instead of the usual mindless drivel, instead of even a useless affirmation, the “directive” cookie he received at California Wok read, “Work on improving your exercise routine.” Ouch.
Posts tagged “comedy”
Easily Mispronounced Domain Names
Brilliant: Easily Mispronounced Domain Names Go Tahoe!
Kirk is Awesome
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Skinny Dip, by Carl Hiaasen
I read Carl Hiaasen‘s comedy Skinny Dip on the flight from Denver to Vegas to Los Angeles on Monday morning at the suggestion of a friend at work. I don’t want to reveal too much of the story, but it’s basically about an idiot who attempts to murder his wife, who was the captain of
The Dude Abides
In which I finally meet the Dude
Eating 100 Treadmills
With my special training program, anyone can eat 100 treadmills in 7 weeks.
Contextless Content: Episode #27 (Luigi)
Contextless Content: A portion of a conversation, usually from an instant messenger platform. brother-in-law: Unfortunately, a war on master bathrooms won’t attract the attention of any A-list superheroes GatorDVG: That’s where you’re wrong. brother-in-law: I’ll probably get someone like Black Vulcan, or the Panther, or Super Mario GatorDVG: Isn’t Super Mario a plumber? brother-in-law: Yeah….I’ll
Rap Charts
Rap Lyrics Explained With Charts and Graphs source: Randy
Inappropriate Narcolepsy
A Short List of Places Where It Would Be Bad to Fall Asleep In Increasing Order of Danger Jacuzzi and / or hot tub the rim of a volcano marriage counseling compiled by David with help from Kelly